This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Who needs sleep anyway, right?

Caffeine, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in tasks and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Coffee, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to communicate your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable mood booster. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of hot chocolate anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next meeting
• It makes a great present for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite leggings for ultimate comfort

Coffee is My Blood Type, This Hoodie

I don't desire caffeine like a regular person. I operate on pure liquid gold. My veins are pumping with that magical elixir. Seriously, if you ever see me rocking this hoodie, it's a clear sign that I'm fully fueled.

• Grab yours before they vanish into the ether!

Donuts Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With A Shot) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe seekers. You know, the kind who adore a good atmosphere and aren't afraid to flaunt their style. It's got that classic look with a dash of sarcasm, making it perfect for casual outings. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can kill your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Features: Super-soft material
• Colors: Grey, and maybe a few wild ones too
• Sits: True to size, so you can feel confident in your decision

Snag yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Might Spontaneously Chat About Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of more info their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to out of nowhere burst into discussions about it at the most unexpected times. Don't be surprised if they begin a detailed rant about its texture, style, or even the optimal coffee pairing. It might take some time to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled journey.

Top I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a garment, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the beautiful mess. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy fashion choice. Whether you're conquering your schedule, or just relaxing after a long session, this top is the perfect way to show off your personality.

• Bonus points if you pair it with some sleep deprivation for that authentic look.
• Own this vibe and let everyone know: You run on energy drinks.